Agnes Water, OZ

Okay, this is for all the girls who have worked in the hostel since I've been here.... I AM THE GREATEST KITCHEN BITCH EVER! Had to be said. Outfitted by Julia, I did my maid duties then was the midday Kitchen Bitch. I remembered how Jenny ran the kitchen and I'm scarier (especially to new people who find a 6 ft. crossdressing American screaming at them in German to get out). Pictures are soon to follow, so you'll see what I'm talking about. Couple confused hungover people though, as I barged in yelling, "Housekeeping!" So, that's done, first time I've done any real work in 14 mo. I'm beat, think I'll see if the swells are finally in.

Oh, on a sidenote. Luke was telling me last night that the beach'd been closed yesterday because of sharks. Well, someone told me it was closed. Luke told me about how he watched a Tiger shark swim past him in waist deep water. He said they surfed for a few more minutes before deciding it might be best to get out. A few more minutes. I love it here, but Ozzies are nuts.