Merry Christmas from Agnes Water

Merry Christmas everybody. This year's a bit different from last year's Christmas already. Last night, I donned my Christmas outfit, red thong, sunnys and my South American Cool Bananas Holiday Hat (it looks pimpin'). Had a bit of whisky too.

This morning, I've just poured myself my Christmas Naked Cappochino. Let the day begin! I am the concierge to today's festivities and after finishing here, I have to go spread some flower petals on the walkways. Merry Christmas everyone back home, I hope that y'all are snug in your homes as Christmas Eve waxes on.